Holiday Buff Mugs

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

Horn of Leftovers

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Christmas TV...

Children's Entertainer

Christmas on Other Planets.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Giant Birthday Cake

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

the Lesser-known Nogs

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"The tree needed water. Maybe it's the plumber..."

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

North Pole Dances

The First Day of Christmas

Birthday Cakes

Holy Coke

'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'

Santa Cruise

'Looks good to me, but I'll run it past Bill O'Reilly!'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.