Christmas Buff Pillows

Santa Cruise

'I'm ho, ho, ho-ed out!'

Santa is arrested.

"I'm afraid the hotel didn't pick up the sponsorship deal so you have to stay in the stables after all."

Santa claus patch

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Horn of Leftovers

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Monster Baseball

Children's Entertainer

Halloween Selfie

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Squeal like a pig!

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Giant Birthday Cake

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Building getting a new coat fitted