Christmas Buff Gifts

Santa Cruise

Santa bring gifts of milk and cookies to the Nativity.

'I'm ho, ho, ho-ed out!'

Santa is arrested.

"I'm afraid the hotel didn't pick up the sponsorship deal so you have to stay in the stables after all."

Santa claus patch

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Horn of Leftovers

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Halloween Selfie

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Children's Entertainer

Monster Baseball

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

Squeal like a pig!

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Giant Birthday Cake

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"