Cozy Holiday Buff Gifts

"Hey, it's Christmas somewhere."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Horn of Leftovers

Things I've learned...

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Office real estate' lifting weights

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

Jens Stoltenberg.

Wild Window Washers

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."