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"Hey, it's Christmas somewhere."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Horn of Leftovers

Things I've learned...

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Office real estate' lifting weights

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

the Lesser-known Nogs

Jens Stoltenberg.

Wild Window Washers

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."