Exploring Holiday Traditions T-Shirts

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

Christmas Tree

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Santa called but you were out!

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Tipping Pain Chart

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I noticed a few browns."

Christmas TV...

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

Merry Kissmas

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Happy New Ear!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Easter Bunny!

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Hallelujah!

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Counting Blessings