Seasonal Festivities Pillows

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Santa Baby.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

Happy Easter

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.