Winter Festivities Pillows

Chilly Dogs

'Bless you!'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

A Cold Snap

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Snow Blind

Giant Ice Skates

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snowman with a misplaced carrot.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A boy builds a snowman with a football for a head.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

You Are Here

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Alien Snowmen

Keeping warm.

Ice skater

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."