Seasonal Holidays Gifts

"Who hired him?"

Seasons.

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Santa Claus's Mail

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

You Are Here

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Meet the scribe"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Airlines

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."