Seasonal Holidays Gifts

"Who hired him?"

Seasons.

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

The Baby Walker

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

You Are Here

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial