Winter Holiday Season Gifts

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Where your mind & battle are los

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

You Are Here

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Skiing.

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'No ice.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Tommy!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.