Winter Holiday Season Pillows

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Where your mind & battle are los

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

You Are Here

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

Skiing.

Airlines

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'No ice.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.