Winter Vacation Gifts

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Watch out!'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'I hear the U.K is very nice at this time of year.'

Burning the coathangers

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Snowmobile.

Clown Skis.

Ski Slope

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

Skiing

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'It's the third time today for him . . .'

Summer and winter holidays.

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing.

Bunny Slope

Swiss train in a mountain station, all the passengers are skiers except one man with a snow shovel instead of skis on his shoulder.

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

Wintry Micks

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

You Are Here

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow flake