Winter Vacation Planner Gifts

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

Airlines

Skiing.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Italia tours

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'First of all, relax.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Travelogue

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"