Vacation Planner Gifts

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'That sounds lovely. Go ahead and book it. Just be sure to get the cancellation insurance in case I'm denied bail.'

"And you will leave your stress and sorrows at home!"

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Did you remember to stop our news feeds while we're away?'

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

"I reckon we could get 'em under the Trades Description Act!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Hotel checkout.

"How was your vacation?"

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

Pharmacy. The anti-depressant works best if you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach. Rx.

"Does this mean the school's going out of business?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"The position includes three weeks holiday per year."

Tourist Information.

"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'