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"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

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"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'That sounds lovely. Go ahead and book it. Just be sure to get the cancellation insurance in case I'm denied bail.'

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"And you will leave your stress and sorrows at home!"

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

'Did you remember to stop our news feeds while we're away?'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

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'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

"Does this mean the school's going out of business?"

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

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"I reckon we could get 'em under the Trades Description Act!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

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"How was your vacation?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"The position includes three weeks holiday per year."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."