Vacation Planner Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Deadline

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'