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Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Dogs Touring Hollywood

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