Vacation Prep Enthusiast Gifts

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Yipeee!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"