Vacation Preparation Gifts

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

'So you're okay to pop in and feed her while I'm away?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'How very Cumbria.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."