Vacation Connoisseur Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Bad fake tan day.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Noooooooooooo!"

"How's it look back there?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Vacation Bus Photo

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Quick swig first?"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'