Vacation Planner Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Sunbathers.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Deadline

"I only need shade for my wine."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"How's it look back there?"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'