Vacation Plan Gifts

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas