Planned Vacation Gifts

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Fly-drive

'If you look out the left side, you'll see your travel agent waving 'bye - bye'.'

"How did I find the weather on holiday? Well, I just walked outside and there it was!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I just..."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"