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'Your vacation doesn't start until next week, Milburger!'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Skiing.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Daughters on the beach

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'