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'Your vacation doesn't start until next week, Milburger!'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Daughters on the beach

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."