Vacation Season Gifts

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Tourist Information.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Calm down. Just give 'em each a bowl of porridge.

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Daughters on the beach

"Ah...here they are!"

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Camping.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Airbnb?"

'I love Summer holidays at the beach: Humans look so ridiculous without their clothes on...'

"This would be a great day to go to the seaside."

A fresh morning

That's my summer place.

"The days are longer but in a good way."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'