Vacation Time Gifts

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Cuba Holidays

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."