Christmas Vacation Gifts

Holiday Luggage

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Carefree luggage.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Pina Coladas