Christmas Vacation Pillows

Holiday Luggage

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Carefree luggage.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Skiing.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Pina Coladas

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fight or Flight

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"