Holiday Leisure Pillows

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'How very Cumbria.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Segregated Beach

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

New Hampshire Minute

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Beach snowman.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"How's my tripping you up?"

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'