Holiday Recreation Pillows

Flying the kite in strong winds

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Christmas Pets

Paul goes home for the holidays

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Panettone

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"