Holiday Activities Pillows

One day in December...

Christmas day games...order of play.

"We found 11 eggs. Where did you hide the last egg, dad?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

Piranhaclaus

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'