Holiday Activities Mugs

One day in December...

Christmas day games...order of play.

"We found 11 eggs. Where did you hide the last egg, dad?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"