Holiday Leisure Mugs

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Segregated Beach

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.

'Beach snowman.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

New Hampshire Minute

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'