Holiday Fun Mugs

'No.'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

What Naughty Kids Get For Christmas.

Clown Skis.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Karen of Bethlehem

Santa Bad Bad Kid

Santa slipping on the ice.

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

"It's hallow be thy name, not Halloween and thy name."

'I know when he's sleeping...'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

The Santa Trap.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Labor Day Flowers

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."