Festive Activities Pillows

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

Snowman

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Trick or treat!"

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Santa slipping on the ice.

Rudolf gets an electric shock.

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

"Santa left a Yule Log in the toilet!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I am the new ghost of Christmas yet to come."

Add to Basket?

"Damn it Alice. You're the one who said you wanted a hairdryer for Christmas!!"

Person at higher risk from covid.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Christmas Tree

Bach for Christmas

Easter Eggs

Christmas Charades!

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

Yenta Claus

"He suffers from post-holiday elation."

Cautious Holiday Conga

"It'll be more interesting if we buy gifts after having more to drink."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."