Weekend Leisure Pillows

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

'Watching the football.'

Woman asks: 'Have you seen the cat lately?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Man fishing with large bait

"I love this time of day."