Weekend Leisure Pillows

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

'Watching the football.'

Woman asks: 'Have you seen the cat lately?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I love this time of day."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man fishing with large bait