Vacations Gifts

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"This doesn't look like you."

'We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance of a Starbucks.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Workaholic on the beach

Sightseeing in the car

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

'Did you remember to unplug the car?'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'