Vacations T-Shirts

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

'We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance of a Starbucks.'

"This doesn't look like you."

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

Workaholic on the beach

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Sightseeing in the car

'Did you remember to unplug the car?'

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

Bookcase at the Beach.

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Are we there yet?'