Vacation Departure T-Shirts

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"My feet are cold."

Luggage Arrivals

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Airlines

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'