Escaping Vacation T-Shirts

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

My First Camera

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Daughters on the beach

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting