Summer Escapes T-Shirts

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'