Summer Escapes T-Shirts

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Marshmallows

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

Try me/try me/try me...

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."