Summer Retreat T-Shirts

The Boys of Indian Summer

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Scurile travels

Hang in there, folks...black fly season is almost over."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Priest

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

"The potato salad maintains its Aa rating this year, but I'm afraid the deviled eggs are downgraded to C."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."