Summer Relaxation T-Shirts

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'I'm trying to catch some Rays - and some Trevors and some Gavins...'

Next-door neighbours.

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Build a Raft

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."