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"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Gone to seed.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Medusa on the weekends.

Trucker's tan.

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'