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'Was it hot in the city?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Mom's Spa'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Lighthouse Hammock.

Couch and Potato

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."