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"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Working Holiday

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."