Beach Relaxation Enthusiasts Prints

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Working Holiday

Beach Barbecue

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Pina Coladas

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathers.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'