Beachside Leisure Prints

Two women in a horse and buggy at the seaside.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Building giant sand pies.

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Wish you were steer!

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"How's it look back there?"

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