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The Modern Tourist

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked