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'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

Segregated Beach

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"It is my place!"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Streaming"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee